The Hedgehog That Shorts The Market And Pays You.
pump.fun creator fees fund leveraged perp shorts on pacifica and buy back $HEDGE. every hour, trading profit is paid out: 70% to holders in SOL, 30% bought back and burned.
next sweep in 23maccrued 0 SOL
Jev Judges. The Rules Decide.
every minute a system-one model reads the market and answers typed questions with calibrated probabilities. it picks which markets to short and how hard, and when it is very sure it may size a position up, within a hard cap. it never breaches the book cap, loosens a stop, or moves money.
no judgments yet. the brain runs every minute.
waiting for the first judgment.
scoring starts 6 hours after the first judgment.
Small Shorts. Hard Stops.
what is open right now, marked at the venue, and the treasury's equity over the last 24 hours.
flat. waiting for the next fee claim.
not enough snapshots yet
The Rules Are Not Up For Debate.
written in plain english, enforced in code, read from the same config the bot runs on.
- 2x leverage by default, up to 10x when jev sizes up (never above the market's own max). shorts only.
- no position over 25% of treasury; whole short book capped at 50%.
- stop loss at 30% of margin, take profit at 40%.
- every hour realized profit is swept: 70% to holders in SOL / 30% burned.
- a sweep needs at least 0.5 SOL in the pot, else it rolls over. holders under 100,000 $HEDGE are skipped; payouts under 0.00001 SOL roll over.
- the brain picks the markets, may shrink or pause new entries, tightens stops when more bearish, and at high conviction may size a new position up to 2x the rules size, with leverage rising only so the margin behind it stays the same. it cannot breach the book cap, loosen a stop, or skip one.
- jev picks the shorts: up to 6 markets from the 16-market watchlist where downside is at least 2.5/4 and crowding is under 60%, weighted by conviction. a short is closed once its downside falls to 1.5/4. SOL stays on as the standing hedge.
Everything It Did.
trades, fee claims, sweeps, burns and admin actions, newest first. on-chain rows link to solscan.
nothing yet. the hedgehog is asleep.